You let a girl take a vacation and then she gets all lazy. She starts laying around all the time eating bon bons, painting her toenails and neglecting her blog.
Or…alternative version…
You let a girl take a vacation and then the $600,000,000 deal she is staffed on explodes the second she steps foot in her office and she is just now digging out from the detris and is hoping like heck that she’ll be able to go home on time tonight b/c she’s getting really tired of only seeing her kid on the drive to school each morning.
I bet you can figure out which one is true 
I promise I will post about our vacation and all the other cool (and not so cool) stuff going on this weekend. I might even add pictures.
FYI, you know your child has experienced a spectacular fall when your neighbor calls you early the next morning to report that her little girl, who just happens to adore your little boy, woke them up by climbing into their bed and stating “Monkey booboo?” more than 12 hours after she was traumatized by watching Monkey get that booboo. It was a doozy, but it shouldn’t leave a scar…beyond Cupcake’s mental one, of course.
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Glad to see you back and glad Monkey survived his great fall!
Welcome back!
Glad to have you back. We have missed you terribly. I did talk with Duhdee just after your return but I do miss the blog. Hope the deal went ok. Of course it did with Umma handling it as only she can.
Booboo — boys will be boys. Just ask Duhdee and all of his booboo’s. We will wait for you to settle in with all of the vacation info.
I haven’t touched the Sims since BEFORE vacation. You know the world is out of whack when that can happen!
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