A poop dialogue.

The scene:  A lovely Memorial Day morning, Umma and Duhdee are sitting at the dining room table planning the week’s menu.  Monkey walks by pulling down his pants.

Umma:  Do you need help buddy? (Gets up to help Monkey sit down on the toilet.)

Monkey:  Dee!

U:  Duhdee, Monkey wants you.

Duhdee:  Do you want a book?

M:  Yes.

D:  Do you want “Brown Bear?”

M:  No!  All DONE! Egg! (points at bum as he is pooping.)

(Umma returns to her seat and listens)

D:  You pooped!

M:  Egg.

D:  You want an egg ((He wants a leftover plastic Easter Egg from his basket.  Yes, he still has leftover candy from Easter…Umma the Easter Bunny goes a little nuts with the candy))?

M:  Yyyyyyessss!

D:  Ok, you can have an egg after you are done.

M:  Water!

D:  Yes, the poop is in the water.

M:  Splash!

D:  Yes, the it went splash in the water.

M:  Egg.  (Toilet is flushed.)


4 thoughts on “A poop dialogue.

  • May 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Don’t you mean the easter bunny went a little nuts with the candy 😉

  • May 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Err…that’s what I said.

  • May 26, 2009 at 7:58 am

    Great dialogue. His conversation is doing so good. I am so glad for the both of you that he is doing the potty thing. No more diapers.

  • May 26, 2009 at 11:00 am

    It still amazes me when we can have a conversation with him. There is something else going on with him that I can’t quite put into words. I’ll give it a try though.


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