The scene: A lovely Memorial Day morning, Umma and Duhdee are sitting at the dining room table planning the week’s menu. Monkey walks by pulling down his pants.
Umma: Do you need help buddy? (Gets up to help Monkey sit down on the toilet.)
U: Duhdee, Monkey wants you.
Duhdee: Do you want a book?
D: Do you want “Brown Bear?”
M: No! All DONE! Egg! (points at bum as he is pooping.)
(Umma returns to her seat and listens)
D: You pooped!
D: You want an egg ((He wants a leftover plastic Easter Egg from his basket. Yes, he still has leftover candy from Easter…Umma the Easter Bunny goes a little nuts with the candy))?
D: Ok, you can have an egg after you are done.
D: Yes, the poop is in the water.
D: Yes, the it went splash in the water.
M: Egg. (Toilet is flushed.)