We have a snotty, congested little Monkey. It started Sunday evening after our day o’ fun and by Monday night he was sounding like a 50 year old man with a two pack a day habit. Hoarse voice, hacking cough. Nice. Then the nose started to run. OMG, we just may drown in the river of snot!
I calmly chugged a quart of orange juice, sprayed myself head to toe with Lysol and ran shrieking every time Monkey asked for “a hug!” ((No, I did not really deny my boy hugs OR kisses! I just carried bleach wipes and scrubbed the drying snot off my cheeks regularly!)) We can handle this! No big deal!
So whyyyyyyy is my face hot? Whyyyyyy do I have this incessant, cough that is building in both frequency and ferocity?
I guess maybe I should have run…or wrapped myself in Saran Wrap, surely that would have worked *sigh*