I left my darling little boy in the hands of his Duhdee and I came back to hear this story…
Duhdee: “So, on Friday, after he took his shower he watched me take my allergy meds and put on deodorant…”
Umma, thinking “Okayyy?”
Duhdee: “Then he told me ‘My turn.’
Duhdee: “He wanted to wear my deodorant.”
Umma, laughing because that is just ridiculous, right?? RIGHT????
Yeah, I’m not laughing now. Especially since Monkey wants people to sniff his pitts to smell his deodorant! 😮
9 thoughts on “Canada might have been a mistake.”
Brendan doesn’t go no where with putting on he’s deodorant.but never wanted people to sniff his pitts.that is funny
The kid I babysit (13) has been doing scientific experiements to see how much deodorant he needs to spray on in order for it to last all day long. I almost made him sit on the roof of the car the other day when I drove him to school. He smelled like a can of Febreze had exploded in his face.
OH, I hope mine don’t try this. No telling where the deodorant will end up!! Love the sniffing thing…well, only cause it’s not mine doing it. 🙂
Well, at least he’ll be an old pro at it by the time he needs it, right?
When he started coming home from school smelling like a manly man because they were playing with shaving cream and he insisted on applying it to his face and neck (Gosh, where did he ever learn to do that I wonder) I was a little alarmed so this addition of Old Spice Sport to his repertoire is just too much. Those baby powder scented years went too fast, I am not ready for this at age SIX!
On the plus side, I was given some body butter when I was in Canada and it looks just like a mini deodorant complete with the turning thingy on the bottom. Here’s hoping he falls for it!
Oh, Gretchen, I would not want to be in the car with you when he discovers Axe Body Spray…
Brendan is obese with Axe Body spray.lol
OMG, I cannot tolerate it! It makes my sinuses burn and my head throb!